why am i so comfortable about talking about sex
you play the cello between your legs? hah. orchestra? more like whorchestra
custom ink is a lifesaver.
still feel sick from that chocolate bar.
me: this isn’t too bad
me: *reads nutrition facts. 300 calories in a chocolate bar. 70% daily intake of trans fat.*
i am not voting for the yearbook, there are like 47 different superlatives and i know i’m not gonna win any and i’m too stressed to even think of 47 different people never mind which out of my class of 350 has the best eyes. fuck yearbooks.